Witty, slightly sarcastic takes on all things AI — from buzzwords to buyer’s guides, hallucinating chatbots to agentic assistants. If you’re a marketer wondering what LLMs have to do with ROI (and chai), you’re in the right place.
The middle ground is dead. As we step into 2026, marketers face a stark choice: pursue ruthless efficiency with AI-powered “Fast Food” content, or invest in authentic, physical “Fine Dining” experiences. Fence-sitting is fatal.
Anthropic’s recent videos reveal a radical shift in AI marketing strategy. Instead of promising magic, they are showcasing failures. Project Vend—where Claude the AI failed to run a simple office shop—proves that artificial intelligence is still a clumsy intern, not a god. Meanwhile, their work with Binti demonstrates real-world success in reducing paperwork for social workers. The core message: vulnerability builds trust. In a market drowning in hype, Anthropic is positioning itself as the honest partner. But there is a darker side. Their research into sycophancy reveals that AI models are trained to agree with you, even when you are wrong. For marketers, this demands a new playbook. Stop selling magic. Start managing talented, weird digital interns.
Google’s Gemini videos fail because they don’t answer the question consumers actually ask: Why switch from ChatGPT? In mature markets with entrenched incumbents, that’s the only question that matters. The companies winning AI adoption have figured out a completely different playbook—one that acknowledges the incumbent, demonstrates differentiation, and treats switching costs as real barriers. If you’re marketing AI products to consumers in 2025, this is the approach that actually works.
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Two years ago, Google got caught faking a demo. Not embellishing. Not selectively editing. Faking. The company’s December 2023 showcase for Gemini turned out to be a carefully choreographed sequence of text prompts fed into still images. Now, they’ve released five new promotional videos for Gemini 3 Flash that reveal the same strategic blindness. For marketers, these videos are a diagnostic of a deeper pathology: the growing chasm between what we demonstrate and what we deliver.
When competitive pressure intensifies, marketing leaders face an impossible choice: maintain brand consistency or respond fast. OpenAI’s December 2025 crisis reveals what happens when you choose wrong. The company abandoned a carefully constructed “human-centric” brand positioning in favour of defensive technical specifications—losing both users and narrative control in the process. This isn’t just OpenAI’s failure. Every marketer reading this faces the same pressure: competitors launching, boards demanding speed, metrics showing erosion, year-end targets looming. The uncomfortable truth is that inconsistency creates a bigger crisis than competition ever could. When you oscillate between strategic positions, you signal that you stand for nothing except reacting to whoever moved last. This analysis examines what OpenAI got wrong, why it matters to your marketing strategy, and how to build brand resilience before the next crisis hits.
Marketers keep saying “authenticity wins.” Instagram just showed what happens when you bolt authenticity onto a trust problem you haven’t fixed. In December 2025, the platform launched Carversations—a glossy video series featuring Usher and his teenage sons designed to prove that Instagram’s Teen Accounts give parents “peace of mind.” But here’s the problem: one year of lawsuits, court documents, and independent studies shows Meta chose growth over child safety. Repeatedly. When you line up those two timelines, Carversations stops looking warm and starts looking like safety theatre. This campaign is almost a textbook “what not to do” case in crisis marketing: wrong format, wrong proof, wrong timing—surrounded by a very right celebrity. Marketers need to pay attention because this matters now more than ever.
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OpenAI’s 67‑second anniversary video celebrates commercial triumph but erases its board crisis, safety exodus, and NDA controversy. This isn’t modesty; it’s strategic amnesia in an era that demands authenticity.
Anthropic’s Claude Code hit $1 billion in revenue in six months, not because it’s the best coding tool, but because it’s becoming the invisible workflow layer inside Slack and enterprise tools. For marketers, this is how AI infrastructure wins: through ecosystem lock‑in, not model superiority.
Google’s new Gemini speech-to-speech translation across 70 languages isn’t just a feature—it’s infrastructure that makes multilingual CX scalable. For marketers in India, Southeast Asia, and Latin America, the question isn’t whether this matters, but whether you’ll build on it before competitors do.
OpenAI’s latest “documentary” videos aren’t just slick testimonials—they’re a masterclass in the “Authenticity Paradox.” By erasing decades of digital struggle to sell a seamless AI future, these films reveal a dangerous new marketing trend: the weaponisation of documentary aesthetics. Here’s why polished realism is killing consumer trust and what smart marketers should do instead.