The Entertainment Trap: Why Figma’s Schema Campaign Reveals B2B Marketing’s Biggest Blind Spot

Split-screen comparison showing Figma's Schema 2025 campaign divided into two approaches: left side displays a cinematic, moody shot from their perfume parody advertisement (Entertainment), while the right side shows a product interface mockup of the Astra design system with components, logos, and team management features (Education).

The marketing world collectively applauded when Figma released their perfume ad spoof during Schema 2025. The production values were flawless, the cultural references sharp, and the social media buzz immediate. But beneath the sophisticated cinematography and Albert Camus references lies a troubling trend that’s quietly undermining B2B marketing effectiveness: the prioritisation of entertainment over education.

Figma’s three-video Schema campaign offers a masterclass in this phenomenon. They produced a 63-second product demo, a 83-second luxury parody, and a 63-minute keynote—each serving different audiences and objectives. Yet analysing their performance against current B2B video marketing data reveals a fundamental misalignment between what marketers think audiences want and what actually drives business results.

The Numbers Don’t Lie: Information Beats Entertainment

Bar chart showing B2B video completion rates declining from 66% for videos under 1 minute, to 56% for 1-2 minute videos, 50% for 2-10 minute videos, and 15-20% for videos over 60 minutes. Chart includes Figma's Schema 2025 video strategy mapped to each category: Config Teaser (0:30), Config Keynote (1:45), Perfume Parody (3:12), and Full Keynote (63:00), illustrating how video length directly impacts viewer retention.
Video Completion Rates by Duration: Why Figma’s 63-Minute Keynote Faced Completion Challenges

What Actually Drives B2B Video Success

The Rise of “Edutainment” and Its Limits

The Design Systems Market Context

In a rapidly expanding market with significant enterprise investment, clear product communication becomes critical for market share capture. Figma’s competitors aren’t standing still—companies like Adobe, Sketch, and emerging players are aggressively pursuing the same design systems buyers. In this context, a perfume parody that generates social buzz but fails to communicate competitive advantages represents a missed strategic opportunity.

The Attention Economy Trap

The root issue extends beyond Figma to a broader B2B marketing trend: the conflation of attention capture with business result generation. Social media metrics—shares, comments, engagement rates—don’t directly correlate with B2B conversion metrics like trial sign-ups, demo requests, or sales qualified leads.

Figma’s perfume ad will undoubtedly generate impressive social engagement metrics. It’s shareable, quotable, and demonstrates sophisticated creative thinking. But for a design systems manager evaluating Extended Collections against competitors, the video provides no decision-making information.

This represents what behavioral economists call the “interesting distractor” effect—when compelling tangential information interferes with primary decision-making processes. In B2B contexts, where purchase decisions involve multiple stakeholders and extended evaluation periods, distractors can actively harm conversion by muddying value propositions.

The Humour Calculation: Risk Versus Reward

More fundamentally, the parody targets general design community entertainment rather than specific buyer education. This audience mismatch means the video optimises for viral share-ability over conversion effectiveness. In a market growing at 18.5% annually, this represents opportunity cost—budget and attention spent on share-ability rather than competitive differentiation.

Alternative Approaches That Honor Both Entertainment and Information

The challenge isn’t eliminating humor from B2B marketing but integrating it more strategically. Consider how Figma could have approached their perfume parody concept differently:

Maintain the luxury advertising spoof but integrate product demonstrations organically. As the model interacts with the “perfume bottle,” brief UI sequences could show Extended Collections functionality. The philosophical voiceover could explain features metaphorically: “Inheritance without replication” (showing component inheritance), “Consistency across realms” (demonstrating multi-brand management).

This approach provides entertainment value while delivering concrete product information. Viewers get both the cultural reference satisfaction and practical understanding of feature benefits.

Alternatively, position entertainment content within a broader educational sequence. Release the product explainer first, followed by the parody as a “reward” for engaged viewers. This sequencing honors information priority while acknowledging that educated audiences can better appreciate sophisticated humor.

What This Means for B2B Marketers

Decision-tree framework titled "The B2B Video Test Framework" with three questions: 1) What's your primary business goal (Launch new product/feature vs. Build brand positioning), 2) Who needs to understand this content (Buyers ready to evaluate vs. Future customers & industry), 3) What's your tolerance for risk (Low - need clear ROI vs. High - willing to experiment). The framework leads to two strategic paths: Product Launch (yellow card emphasizing education, shorter videos, clear CTAs, feature-focused content, measurable conversions) and Brand Awareness (purple card emphasizing entertainment, longer narratives, creative risks, shareability, memorability and PR reach).

Figma’s Schema campaign represents broader tensions in contemporary B2B marketing. The pressure to create “buzzworthy” content often conflicts with the need to generate qualified pipeline.

The solution isn’t abandoning creative thinking but applying it more strategically. Before green-lighting entertaining content, B2B marketers should ask:

  • Does this content help qualified prospects make better purchase decisions?
  • Can viewers explain our key differentiators after consuming this content?
  • Does the entertainment enhance or distract from our core value proposition?

If entertaining content can’t pass these tests, it belongs in brand awareness campaigns rather than product launch sequences.

The Broader Implications for B2B Video Strategy

Figma’s Schema 2025 campaign is a wake-up call for B2B marketers stuck between entertaining their audience and actually educating them. By analyzing Figma’s product videos—from viral parodies to exhaustive keynotes—this article delivers actionable frameworks, real data, and strategy lessons that show why intentional video choices drive both conversions and cultural impact.

Figma’s Make Kits demo actually demonstrates this balance effectively. The screencast format provides concrete functionality demonstration while the casual presentation style humanizes the technical content. At 65 seconds, it respects viewer attention spans while delivering substantive information. This video will likely drive more qualified trials than the perfume parody despite generating fewer social shares.

A Call for Marketing Maturity

The design systems software market is experiencing unprecedented growth driven by genuine enterprise needs for design-development collaboration. Companies investing in these tools are making strategic decisions affecting entire product development workflows. They deserve marketing that respects the seriousness of these decisions while acknowledging the humans making them.

Figma’s perfume parody demonstrates impressive creative capabilities but represents strategic misalignment.

The most successful campaigns will honor audience intelligence, respect their time, and provide both emotional engagement and practical value. That’s a balance worth perfecting—no parody required.


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